GOLDBARMAN

Possibly the hero of our story. Possibly the villain. Unsure at this point. All we know is that he's a GOLDDIGGER. GOLDBARMAN has an unhealthy obsession with dangly hangy things and car mods. May or may not be a deity of some sort. Spends his spare time attaching severed right arms to bars of gold. Actually proposed to one and is traveling with it through the endless fiery deserts of hell ... or purgatory ... or Arizona ...

Engaged to GOLDBAR